The Soos Only Marry for the Right Reasons

So we were talking about Ah Oh's pork noodles (I don't know if that's the actual name), my brother and I. He had gone out earlier to have it for lunch and after I came back from lunch, I found him eating more food.

"Didn't you already have Ah Oh's noodles for lunch?" I asked him.

"Yeah. Damn nice wei. I feel like going back for more. I think I want to marry that aunty," he answered.

Then, as an afterthought, he added: "She made me pregnant with her pork noodles already."




The pork noodles are good and all but me, I'm still holding out for the nasi kandar uncle. 'Coz I have high standards like that.